Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work
Oh My. Dad has discovered ONN. Considering his community cable company mandated the use of some of the worst cable tuners I have ever seen, this resonates.
P.S. This post’s title is a reference to The Maxx, the best title Image Comics ever produced.
…and buy metric crap tons of stuff to resell to you that you never knew you would ever need. This is Ax-Man, the coolest ever store that has ever existed…ever. And they just built one 2 minutes away from my house. Remember, buy 12, and the 13th is free!
Estimating the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow. Seriously, with Math and everything.
…Rube Goldberg and The Blue Man Group had a love child? This is the answer right here…
OK, that didn’t take long. So here’s the Major Announcement:
So, why .info, you may ask? Well, there are many other Fort Awesomes out there, but this one is ours. The .info really gets at the heart of what we do: simply, we provide you – the adoring public – with awesome information! See? It’s like branding or something… I swear! It’s not that we couldn’t get any other top domain. Would I lie?
Hopefully in the next few days, a major change to Fort Awesome will be ready for the primetimes. I won’t say anything yet, but this will undoubtedly put us in direct competition with the likes of BoingBoing, Neatorama, or Cuteoverload. For your clicks, see? So advertisers, don’t wait! Get your demographically-targeted trinkets and trash adverts to me as soon as possible.
Oh yes, Duncan, the Spice will flow…
