…and buy metric crap tons of stuff to resell to you that you never knew you would ever need. This is Ax-Man, the coolest ever store that has ever existed…ever. And they just built one 2 minutes away from my house. Remember, buy 12, and the 13th is free!
…Rube Goldberg and The Blue Man Group had a love child? This is the answer right here…
I need one of these for my daily commute…
As usual, cabin fever hits me pretty hard this time of year, and what’s worse, so does insomnia. What’s a guy to do with all those waking hours? You can only surf the interwebs for pron and gank MMORPG newbs for so long. Therefore, I’ve been finding little “projects” that I’m able to do within the comfort of Fort Awesome. And thus these tactical key fobs and zipper pulls were born.
There are no words to describe the full on awesomeness of this… On an Awesome Scale of 1 to 10, this gets an 11.
Wally Wallington may have figured out how to do what “reputable scholars” like Erich von Däniken describe as “impossible” for our ancient forbears without the help of “alien technology”. This earthling technology is not advanced or even really all that brilliant, it’s just completely overlooked. To find it, and use it, though, that is the genius.
(poached from Neatorama)
