…and buy metric crap tons of stuff to resell to you that you never knew you would ever need. This is Ax-Man, the coolest ever store that has ever existed…ever. And they just built one 2 minutes away from my house. Remember, buy 12, and the 13th is free!
Back in the 90’s, I wanted my own T-shirt company. That never happened. Maybe because I didn’t think of ideas like the above. It’s unfair, I tell you.
…Rube Goldberg and The Blue Man Group had a love child? This is the answer right here…
Snakebots! They can climb your legs! Aaaaaah!
I know what your thinking, “Man, I’d love to conquer the world with my killer robot army, but how do I keep up with my mechanical monstrosities and not wear myself down when they’re zooming along on their octoped limbs, moving like chrome spiders through the night?” Well, I’m glad you asked. Now, thanks to modern science, you can lead your army of doom on the front line in style and comfort thanks to the TANK CHAIR
This is so completely awesome, and I’m so thoroughly dorked about about it, that I can barely type. Less so than usual, even. This little video is the demonstration of someone’s grad design project and the similarities to George Lucas are stunning.
What, wait? Lucas? Chairs?
Hold on there, pardner, I’ll ’splain mahself. Lucas’ grad project was THX1138, albeit in a rudimentary form. And like that seminal, futuristic tale, this video shows us: technology seamlessly blended into our environment, artificial intelligence, the vision of the future as one of conformity and obedience, large yellow numerals, an efficient and quiet indoor world. I’m sure that I could think of more similarities, but just let me say that the above video has no degenerat, inbred tunnel dwellers. Score!
Poached from neatorama.
