Gentlemen, Start Your Defribulators!

I know I shouldn’t. Some of this food is worse than the Minnesota State Fair “anything-on-a-stick” offerings. But oh, ho, MAN. Some of these things look good. I may have to post the Triple-Fried Egg Butty with Chili Sauce and Chutney. Go check out http://thisiswhyyourefat.com!

Oh that sandwich (not the above) — the Triple-Fried Egg Butty with Chili Sauce and Chutney? That comes from the Red Dwarf episode “Thanks For The Memory”. View the YouTube clip. The sandwich features at just about the center of the clip.

You Will Love Egg, and Egg May Induce Seizures

First of all, I warn you. By clicking on the image to the left, you take your sanity into your own hands. Be warned, something is very odd is going on in Korea.

Secondly, I’m not sure how awesome this is, but I know it took my breath away, literally. I was stunned. I felt like I was watching a Fruity Oaty Bars commercial. I don’t think I dropped into a fugue state of balletic kung-fu, thankfully.

For some inexplicable reason, this makes me think of these eggs, and puts a plastic taste in my mouth at the same time.

So, should you be still conscious after seeing the Egg Thing, go here.

Noodles and Strife and Physics

OK, Not really a lot of strife, but noodles? This guy has them. I know it’s an excerpt from a science program, to illustrate matter and atomic size, but I really want noodles now!