Archive for March, 2008

Making Me Feel Better at Guitar Hero

March 19, 2008

This is an interesting piece. Someone dubbed their guitar “skills” over the ineffable Eric Clapton, making him seem like a total spazz. Watching this makes me feel better about my so-so performances of David Bowie songs on Guitar Hero. But it gets at a deeper issue. In the light of the “Legends of Rock” Expansion (or Expanchkin, as I like to say) for GH2, where are the blues songs, where are the 12-string songs? These too, are Strong Guitar Mojo. Given the GH controller, a squeaky plastic ukulele (thank you Yahtzee), only certain kinds of guitarwork are possible. Here are some reasons that Guitar Hero should have always been called Standard Rock Number Hero:

Leo Kottke:

Carlos Montoya:

Buckethead: Who is a spazz at the beginning but cooks with gasoline in the middle, where he’s two-handing, at about 2:15.

I would have included some David Gilmour, but I couldn’t find any good close ups of him playing.

Aaaaaah! Snakebots! Aaaaaah!

March 11, 2008

Snakebots! They can climb your legs! Aaaaaah!