Toothpick of Annihilation

Next time you hit the bar and you order that martini, not only can you scare the olive into submission, but you’ll have people looking and asking about the coolest toothpick on the planet. A toothpick…made of pure titanium. Why titanium, you ask? A better question is, why NOT titanium?  Never worry about getting splinters in your gums again. These babies put those sad little white plastic toothpicks in swiss army knives to shame. 

 

  

 

Where do you get these amazing little marvels, you ask?  You can’t (at least not yet).  But, they will be avaiable soon….watch for updates. 

For The Gadget Lover

Let me start by saying I love “gadgets”. This encompasses quite a few things, but tools are one of them. Even more so, unique tools. I’ve always been a fan of pocket knives and multitools, but earlier this year I stumbled onto a unique site: Atwood Knife and Tool. Check it out!

It’s like Exercise…

When my brother and I were young, (old enough to know better, but young enough to still do it) we had a favorite game we’d made up. It involved running at each other at full speed until an inevitable conclusion. We called this game “Run Run Run Run Crash”. Apparently, we were doing it wrong. THIS is how you do it AWESOME!

That Would Explain It

We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls…

…and a Totoro.

Belated RIP HST

You Will Love Egg, and Egg May Induce Seizures

First of all, I warn you. By clicking on the image to the left, you take your sanity into your own hands. Be warned, something is very odd is going on in Korea.

Secondly, I’m not sure how awesome this is, but I know it took my breath away, literally. I was stunned. I felt like I was watching a Fruity Oaty Bars commercial. I don’t think I dropped into a fugue state of balletic kung-fu, thankfully.

For some inexplicable reason, this makes me think of these eggs, and puts a plastic taste in my mouth at the same time.

So, should you be still conscious after seeing the Egg Thing, go here.

Klaus has the Satisfaction

Take over the world, in style…

I know what your thinking, “Man, I’d love to conquer the world with my killer robot army, but how do I keep up with my mechanical monstrosities and not wear myself down when they’re zooming along on their octoped limbs, moving like chrome spiders through the night?”   Well, I’m glad you asked.  Now, thanks to modern science, you can lead your army of doom on the front line in style and comfort thanks to the  TANK CHAIR

17 horns and 1 jumpsuit

Man + Orange Dickies + Bike Horns = Awesome, with a side of WTF.

P.S.: Actually, I didn’t count how many horns he’s got…